🦁 Bravery is... Just a Failed Perception Check (Light Edition)
A table. A torch. A totally-not-a-trap treasure chest.
Real courage is pressing on after your perception check fails miserably.
This design celebrates heroic optimism… or legendary obliviousness.
☀️ This light edition is printed with dark ink on soft natural tones.
Perfect for adventurers who learn everything the hard way.
🌸 A little surprise is available after checkout for those who wish!
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💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: 知覚判定の失敗にすぎない
• Romaji: chikaku hantei no shippai ni suginai
• Translation: “Just a failed perception check”
• Also includes: 勇敢さとは (yūkansa to wa) = “Bravery is…”
📖 Best For
• Optimistic adventurers
• Dungeon delvers with poor rolls
• Language nerds and learners
• People who think mimics are misunderstood
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese text + romaji + English translation
✓ For fans of language, fantasy, and folly
✓ 100% meaning, 0% random kanji
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Natural, nerd-approved, mimic-safe
🎁 Perfect For
• TTRPG fans
• Japanese language learners
• Lovers of clever designs
• Anyone who opens chests without checking
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
