🧿 Critical Fail? — Fate Has Spoken (Dark Edition)
Sometimes fate speaks softly… and sometimes it laughs in your face.
This design captures that cursed moment — when you’ve prepared everything,
you’re mid-sentence, all eyes are on you… and then comes the roll. 🎲✨
You're not just the storyteller.
You're the one weaving chaos, suspense, and strategy.
So when the plan breaks apart spectacularly? Own it.
“How very... unfortunate.”
— But admit it, that was kind of fun.
🖤 This Dark Edition features bold print for high contrast and maximum impact on deeper colors.
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: ああ、なんて…不運なんだろうね
• Romaji: Aa, nante… fūun nandarou ne
• Translation: “How very… unfortunate.”
📖 Best For
• Storytellers with dramatic flair
• Fantasy fans who embrace the chaos
• Japanese learners who love clever phrases
• Anyone who knows: failure is just plot development
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese phrase + romaji + full English translation
✓ For language lovers and narrative nerds alike
✓ Designed by someone who’s tired of “kanji-as-decoration” and wanted something deeper
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Double-stitched hems, soft single jersey fabric
🎁 Perfect For
• Lovers of dramatic plot twists and poetic disasters
• TTRPG chaos artists
• Nihongo learners with a taste for drama
• Anyone who rolls low, but lives loud
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth shipping, but customs delays may occur — thank you for your understanding!
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
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Just something sweet to say thank you 🍬📩
