🧿 I Don’t Always Roll High — But When I Do, It’s a Disaster (Dark Edition)
You know the type: confident smirk, dramatic gesture, and a roll that promises greatness.
And then — utter, glorious failure.
This shirt honors that cursed moment.
Printed in bold ink on dark fabric, it’s made for storytellers who fail with flair.
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: でも、振ったときは大惨事
• Romaji: demo, futta toki wa daisanshi
• Translation: “But when I do, it’s a disaster.”
🖤 This Dark Edition uses bold light ink for high contrast and maximum impact.
Perfect for those who cast shade… literally.
📖 Best For
• Arcane catastrophes with comedic timing
• Tabletop wizards who laugh through the chaos
• Japanese learners who love language with bite
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese + romaji + English translation
✓ Designed with satire, not stats
✓ No random kanji here — just meaning
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Disaster-ready. Nerd-approved.
🎁 Perfect For
• The chaotic, the clever, and the critically unlucky
• Anyone whose alignment is “Tragically Theatrical”
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
