🧿 I Don’t Always Roll High — But When I Do, It’s a Disaster (Light Edition)
Sometimes confidence… leads to catastrophe.
This shirt captures that exact moment when you're sure — absolutely sure — your roll will be legendary…
And then, disaster.
It’s wearable poetic justice.
In English, Japanese, and romaji — for maximum flair and just enough self-roast.
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: いつも高い目を出すわけじゃない
• Romaji: itsumo takai me o dasu wake janai
• Translation: “I don’t always roll high.”
💡 This Light Edition is printed on pale-colored fabric with subtle ink for a clean look and a gentle sting.
📖 Best For
• Language learners with chaotic dice luck
• Fantasy fans who embrace poetic failure
• Those who know: the roll never lies
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese + romaji + English translation
✓ For lovers of languages, irony, and tabletop tension
✓ 100% Kanji-deep, not Kanji-decoration
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Light on color, heavy on consequences
🎁 Perfect For
• Overthinkers, dice goblins, and “narrative purists”
• Anyone who rolled a 1 — but did it beautifully
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
