🪦 Is It Really a Dungeon If No One Dies? (Light Edition)
A gentle stroll through traps and treasure?
Where’s the thrill, the chaos, the “oh no he’s dead again” vibes?
This shirt is for those who crave danger in their fiction, but warmth in their cotton.
🤍 Light Edition: Printed with bold dark ink for crisp detail on light-colored fabric.
Ideal for overthinkers who pretend they’re laid-back.
🌸 A little surprise is available after checkout for those who wish!
If you'd like to receive an original phone wallpaper (design will be randomly selected), please leave a note saying "Gift, please!" at checkout 🍬📩
(Only customers who opt in will receive the surprise!)
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: それは本当にダンジョンと言えるのか？
• Romaji: sore wa hontou ni danjon to ieru no ka?
• Translation: “Is it really a dungeon if no one dies?”
📖 Best For
• Trap-setting masterminds
• Dungeon delvers with flair
• Japanese language nerds
• Philosophers in chainmail
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese text + romaji + English translation
✓ A tee with brains, for lovers of language, lore, and laughs
✓ 100% meaningful, 0% random kanji
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Soft, sturdy, and secretly educational
🎁 Perfect For
• Tabletop drama queens
• Nerdy minimalists
• Irony hoarders
• Anyone who’s died in a tutorial dungeon
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth shipping, but customs delays may occur — thank you for your understanding!
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and sarcasm.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
