🪦 Is It Really a Dungeon If No One Dies? (Dark Edition)
A dungeon without casualties?
Sounds fake, but okay.
This tee is for those who know that a “safe dungeon” is an oxymoron — and not the funny kind.
🖤 Dark Edition: Printed with vivid light ink for maximum contrast on dark colors.
Perfect for grim wizards and cheerful necromancers alike.
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: それは本当にダンジョンと言えるのか？
• Romaji: sore wa hontou ni danjon to ieru no ka?
• Translation: “Is it really a dungeon if no one dies?”
📖 Best For
• Philosophical rogues
• Game masters of doom
• Language nerds who think too hard
• People who treat fantasy logic like real logic
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese text + romaji + English translation
✓ For people who annotate their character sheets
✓ Educational, sarcastic, and deadly soft
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Comfort for when you’re dying inside (or in-game)
🎁 Perfect For
• TPK survivors
• Satirical sorcerers
• Nerdcore fashion fans
• “Chaotic Academic” alignment types
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and sarcasm.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
