🧩 Side Quest? I Thought This Was the Campaign! (Dark Edition)
For adventurers who veer off-path in both story and fashion.
This dark edition uses light ink for maximum contrast — and maximum chaos.
🌸 A little surprise is available after checkout for those who wish!
If you'd like to receive an original phone wallpaper (design will be randomly selected), please leave a note saying "Gift, please!" at checkout 🍬📩
(Only customers who opt in will receive the surprise!)
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: サイドクエスト？
• Romaji: saido kuesuto?
• Translation: “Side quest?”
• Plus: メインクエストだと思ってた！ = “I thought this was the main quest!”
🗺 Best For
• Unintended protagonists
• Chaos-loving collectors
• Fantasy folks fluent in “oops.”
🎓 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese + romaji + English = triple threat
✓ Fantasy nerd tested, language nerd approved
✓ Eye-catching and conversation-starting
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Fair trade thread for unfair plot twists
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
🌀 Thanks for supporting chaos and comprehension.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
