🧿 Steel May Bend — But My Plans Are Already Broken (Light Edition)
You know that moment: everything’s going according to plan…
until someone rolls a one, the fireball misses, or the rogue goes “off-script.”
This design is for the beautifully doomed. 💥🔥
Even if steel stays strong, your plan?
Gone. Up in flames.
But hey — at least it’s memorable. And hilarious.
🤍 This Light Edition is printed in crisp black on bright colors like white.
Perfect for a clean, high-contrast look that still delivers maximum chaos.
Because subtlety is overrated when your party’s on fire.
🌸 A little surprise is available after checkout for those who wish!
If you'd like to receive an original phone wallpaper (design will be randomly selected), please leave a note saying "Gift, please!" at checkout 🍬📩
(Only customers who opt in will receive the surprise!)
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: 鋼は曲がるかもしれないが、俺の計画はすでに壊れている
• Romaji: Hagane wa magari kamo shirenai ga, ore no keikaku wa sudeni kowareteiru
• Translation: “Steel may bend, but my plans are already broken.”
📖 Best For
• DMs who’ve seen too much
• Players whose “clever” ideas need therapy
• Lovers of epic collapses and poetic punchlines
• Language nerds who appreciate nuance in chaos
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese text + romaji + translation
✓ Educational? Slightly. Entertaining? Absolutely.
✓ No kanji-as-decoration — we’re here for meaning, not mystery.
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Double-stitched hems, soft single jersey fabric
🎁 Perfect For
• Campaign catastrophes
• TTRPG chaos engineers
• Nihongo nerds with a sense of humor
• Anyone whose plan burned… beautifully
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth delivery — but customs delays may happen. Thank you for your understanding!
🚚 Shipping
Free delivery within the UK.
International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on destination.
We appreciate your understanding and support! 🌎💌
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Returns Policy (for EU buyers):
As per EU law, we accept returns within 14 days of delivery.
However, returns are only accepted for defective or incorrect items, and must be unused and in original condition.
Return shipping is the buyer’s responsibility.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
