🧿 Steel May Bend — But My Plans Are Already Broken (Dark Edition)
You spent hours preparing.
The battlemap is perfect. The snacks are balanced. The vibes are immaculate.
Then… the plan unravels. Not slowly. Violently.
This shirt celebrates that precise moment — when strategy gives way to storytelling, and chaos writes the rest.
Don’t deny it. You love the drama.
🖤 This Dark Edition is printed with bold contrast for maximum impact on deep colors.
Designed to be worn with pride by those who fall with flair.
💬 What’s Written
• Japanese phrase: 鋼は曲がるかもしれないが、俺の計画はすでに壊れている
• Romaji: Hagane wa magari kamo shirenai ga, ore no keikaku wa sudeni kowareteiru
• Translation: “Steel may bend, but my plans are already broken.”
📖 Best For
• Narrative improvisers
• Players who love a good meltdown (fictional or otherwise)
• Japanese learners with a flair for dramatic lines
• Anyone who’s made a plan… and watched it burn
🧠 Learn While You Laugh
✓ Japanese phrase + romaji + English translation
✓ Designed for language fans, chaos engineers & poetic wrecks
✓ Real meaning — no empty symbols
👕 Tee Specs
• Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0
• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Medium fit / Unisex
• Fabric weight: 180 gsm
• Printed to order in the UK 🇬🇧♻️
• Durable, dramatic, dangerously relatable
🎁 Perfect For
• Story-driven tabletop sessions
• Linguistic adventures
• Meltdown moments you can laugh about later
• People who know: failure makes the best material
📦 Shipping Info
• Free UK shipping
• International shipping calculated at checkout
✈️ Customs & Import Fees
Depending on your location, customs or import taxes may apply.
Buyers are responsible for these fees, if any.
We’ll do our best to ensure smooth shipping, but customs delays may occur — thank you for your understanding!
🔁 Returns Policy
Note: As all products are made to order, we only accept returns for defective or incorrect items.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
🌀 Thanks for supporting slow fashion with brains, style, and a wink.
— The Nihongland Den
Creativity across cultures.
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